Immortal and Martial Dual Cultivation Chapter 949: Fatty Receiving a Visitor

On hearing the familiar voice, Jin Dabao, who was about to fly away, immediately turned around. Then, he saw that the person who came was indeed Xiao Chen.

He placed the coffin lid on his shoulder and said gleefully, “Brother Xiao, oh, Brother Xiao…this Fat Lord really got sabotaged by you. Now, I have to resort to banditry for a living. I live a life that is no better than death. My waist even slimmed down.”

A life that is no better than death? If the people you robbed heard this, they might die of frustration.

As for that waist, Xiao Chen simply could not see any difference. However, he still felt guilty and could not get angry with the fatty. He smiled and said, “I was wrong in this. Come, follow me to my peak. I will entertain you properly as the host.”

“Hurry! This Fat Lord has been staying in the mountain forest for the past month. I don’t know how many mosquitoes have fed on me. Come, come, let’s go.” Jin Dabao was not polite at all, quickly urging Xiao Chen to leave.

“Your name is not very useful. This Fat Lord said that I was your old friend, but no one cared for me. Only after many difficulties did I get a female disciple to come to meet me. But after a few words from this Fat Lord, she blasted me out,” Jin Dabao said begrudgingly, appearing very displeased as he carried the coffin lid.

Xiao Chen looked at Jin Dabao’s getup. The fatty looked very gaudy, all covered in treasures. Furthermore, he was carrying a coffin lid. It would be strange if anyone believed what Jin Dabao said.

However, Xiao Chen was very curious. Who was it that received this fellow? Given this fatty’s looks, it was hard to imagine that there would be a female disciple willing to do so.

“What did you say to get blasted out?”

Feeling very wronged, Jin Dabao replied, “This Fat Lord is a righteous person with a heart as clear as the bright moon. What could I have said? That person introduced herself as Shui Lingling. I casually followed up with ‘Your figure is indeed flowy like water. Your skin is fair, and your flesh so tender that it lo

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