Chapter 348 - Physiques 101
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‘I see you’re going far on your path to cultivating the dao of heading to the store for milk.’ Long Di told the Destiny Scale.

[I don’t know what that dao is, but it sounds beset with disappointment and filled with bums.]

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‘That’s not inaccurate,’ I told it. For that dao, I honestly wondered if child support cheques qualified as qi deviation. Unfortunately, I can’t ponder this most profound of theories.

There were too many things to do, and what Steely said kind of piqued my interest. ‘You said something about some old shrews. What’s going on there?’

[Ice Phoenix… do you care for this young woman?]

‘Come again?’

The Destiny Scale asked a question that was for me but didn’t sound like it was for me. Meh, I’ll just answer.

‘I guess… yeah. I do.’ Personally, I didn’t have any issues with Qin Ling. Well, the Qin Ling from before that is.

[I see. Then I won’t tell you to kill her.]

‘This is the second time you’ve wanted me to kill a woman in my life. What’s up with that?’ I was starting to see a pattern here. The kind of pattern that would alert the FBI and put Steely on the most wanted list. Maybe the one for serial killers. Did he even qualify? What with it being a sentient piece of ancient history and all?

[The cultivation method for her… d-did you create it… too?] The Destiny Scale sounded apprehensive as it asked me this question.

Probably because everyone in the know keeps going on and on about how cultivation methods or martial techniques were not things easily created, yet here I was metaphorically defecating them out whenever I so please.

Now that I think about it, that does explain why I have SCHIACT.

‘I did…’

[Of course you did. Well, I’m sure you are aware that specific cultivation methods can influence your personality, demeanour, intelligence and so on… right?]

He wasn’t wrong, to be honest. I still remember how Shen Ling changed when her cultivation method was switched and how Feng Yu changed simply by being in contact with others who boasted a cultivation method closer to her origin.

[It’s the same f

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