Is It Too Late to Leave the Chat Group? Book 03 Chapter 023: Sirin Is So Cute

“Just joking. She is the granddaughter of my paternal grandmother’s younger half-sister and is slightly older than me. Her father is French, so she is French Chinese.”

“The relationship seems quite messy. However, it sounds like your blood relationship is very attenuated.” Duan Lin became more animated as he chatted.

“It is attenuated. Why?”

“This is interesting now. Does Mo Qingtong know?”

“How would I know if she knows or not? Putting everything aside, if you keep delaying here, Su Ya might come in here for you soon.” Chen Heng kindly reminded Duan Lin it was time to leave.

“…Thanks for the reminder, my brother. I’m going now. As payment, I won’t tell Mo Qingtong about your elder cousin.”

In Duan Lin and Su Ya’s relationship, Duan Lin was the subordinate one.

“Hah! How embarrassing of a man! Getting physical with me instead of finding his girlfriend? Gasp! It’s a little chilly below.” Chen Heng had not donned his trunks yet, as Duan Lin had armlocked him earlier.

When Chen Heng went out, he found Su Ya chatting with Raven, and Duan Lin teasing Sirin.

Very good. Duan Lin has to die. I’ve decided on it. Even Su Ya cannot save him.

As Duan Lin’s back faced Chen Heng, Chen Heng planned to play a trick.

Chen Heng saw that Jeanne d’Arc had noticed him. However, he gestured for her to be silent when she was about to call out to him.

Chen Heng slowly crept up to Duan Lin. Su Ya saw him but said nothing, continuing to chat. After all, men’s friendships stemmed from messing around.

Duan Lin had noticed nothing, continuing to tease Sirin. Sirin saw Chen Heng, but he motioned for her to be quiet.

“Armlock plus seismic toss!” Chen Heng quickly unleashed these two techniques. Then, Duan Lin “died.”

“That hurts! What did you do that for?” Duan Lin complained to Chen Heng while sitting on the ground.

“To think you still have the cheek to ask? Be happy that I didn’t kill you. You even dared to tease my younger sister in front of me? I think you are seeking death.” Chen Heng did not feel guilty at all and even wanted to deal him another blow.

“Damn siscon! Truly disgusting!”

“What did you say?” Chen Heng rubbed his fist and cracked his neck. It looks like the long-lost Eighteen Dragon Subduing Slaps will resurface again.

“Don’t come over. Fudge, what are you doing?! Stop! I was wrong! Keep your gayness to yourself. I have a girlfriend! Little Ya, save me!” However, Su Ya ignored him.

Very good. It looks like you won’t show any regrets until you see your coffin. To think you are still being mischievous.

“Ah?!” Duan Lin’s miserable ululation made the hair of anyone who heard it stand on end.

After a while:

“Sirin, if you run into someone like him in the future, just shout ‘pervert!’ Got it?” Chen Heng lowered his head as he helped Sirin tidy her hair. She must have messed it up while changing.

“Got it, Elder Brother.” Sirin enjoyed Chen Heng tying her hair up.

“Damn siscon.”

“I’m a siscon, so what? Sirin is so cute. Can I not be a siscon? Sirin, do you like Elder Brother?”

“I like Elder Brother! Sirin likes Elder Brother a lot!” Sirin cooperated with Chen Heng.

“Look at how cute Sirin is! I will beat up anyone who dares to tease Sirin in front of me.”

“Ah, this…” Duan Lin was speechless. So, he took out his phone and dialed 110.

[TL Note: 110 is the number for emergency services in China. It’s the equivalent of 911 in the USA. The UK uses 999, and Europe uses 112. They can call for the police or ambulance in emergencies.]

I’ll leave it to Mister Policeman to deal with this damn pervert who has designs on his younger sister.

“Damn! You really dialed them?” Upon seeing Duan Lin dial 110, Chen Heng snatched the cell phone from his hand.

Chen Heng only heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the call had not gone through.

“Since you really dialed it, I’ll report to your mother that you are playing truant.”

“Damn, that ruthless?”

“That’s right. I’m that ruthless!” After a pause, Chen Heng took an exaggerated pose to mock Duan Lin. “Beat me up if you can.”

“What did you just say?” Duan Lin had never seen anyone so arrogant before.

“I’ll make the call now. Xiao AI, call Duan Lin’s mother.”

[TL Note: Xiao AI is a smart assistant developed by Xiaomi. Despite the official English spelling suggesting that it is pronounced “Xiao Ay-Eye,” it is actually pronounced Xiao Ai (eye), a Chinese transliteration. The Chinese words for it mean “little love.”]

“I was wrong! I truly realize my mistake! Big Brother is mighty! Big Brother is domineering!”

Duan Lin’s mother was the bureau chief of Vast Sea City’s Public Security Bureau. She followed the rules to a T. While Su Ya would be fine, Duan Lin would not.

“Good that you know your mistake!” Chen Heng enjoyed this feeling.

“Alright, alright. Stop messing around. Why are you at the water park?” Since Duan Lin’s girlfriend, Su Ya, spoke, Chen Heng and Duan Lin quieted down.

“Little Heng, are you not going to say anything to us in our swimsuits?” Raven wanted Chen Heng to comment on their swimsuits.

“Your swimsuits? Elder Sister Raven, your swimsuit suits your style very well; it’s like it was made to be yours.” Ah, maids! How cute! I wish…

“Hmm…Little Heng, you are good with compliments. With this, Elder Sister won’t have to worry about you finding a girlfriend.“

“Hey! What about Sirin’s and mine?”

“Jeanne d’Arc, your swimsuit…your swimsuit is very suave. Right, it is extremely suave and especially cool.” Chen Heng glanced at Jeanne d’Arc, who had her arms crossed. Then he looked at her swimsuit. After searching his brain for words, he could not find a suitable description for her swimsuit and could only make do with suave.

“You’ve got good judgment, little fellow.” Jeanne d’Arc felt satisfied with this answer. Loyalty value, +1.

“As for Sirin’s swimsuit, it looks extremely cute, extremely, extremely cute. The purple swimsuit matches Sirin’s hair very well, giving her a mysterious look. The lace ribbons decorating it raise its cuteness value. Mysterious without appearing mature, cute but not lacking charm. Truly my treasured younger sister, indeed. You look good no matter what you wear.”

“Elder Brother, you praise me so much that I feel embarrassed.”

“What is there to be embarrassed about? It is the truth, after all.”

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