Is It Too Late to Leave the Chat Group? Book 01 Chapter 010: Noble Phantasm: Ah! This Old Woman is Going to Get Furious, Alright!

“Hey! Hey! Hey! Five Servants attacking together! Time to send out emails! It is time to rely on the power of the Internet! Open the Internet idol’s page and begin! Magi☆Mari’s encyclopedia of wisdom! Magi☆Mari’s encyclopedia of wisdom! Right now, we are being attacked by five Servants! What should we do?! What should we do? This is urgent! I’m waiting! Hey, why don’t you just die and reincarnate? Sob! This Internet idol is too much. He does not understand my feelings at all!”

Upon hearing this, Chen Heng silently started a livestream.

“Wait a moment!”

“What’s wrong? Are you going to plead for mercy now? It’s too late!” Although Jeanne d’Arc Alter said that, she still raised her hand to stop her Servants. Was this one of those situations where the mouth said no, but the body reacted honestly?

“Let me introduce you to them first!”

“Them? Introduce me? Ruler, you aren’t frightened silly, right? Hahaha!” <Jeanne d’Arc Alter Extremely Happy.jpg>

“Everyone, the one right in front of me is Jeanne d’Arc Alter. Strength: B. Endurance: C. Agility: A. Mana: A+. Luck: E. That’s right. You did not hear wrong. This fool’s luck is E. Her Noble Phantasm is ranked A+, and it’s called ‘Ah! This Old Woman is Going to Get Furious, Alright!’ That’s right! It is called ‘Ah! This Old Woman is Going to Get Furious, Alright!’” Chen Heng was not just explaining it to the people from Chaldea but also to those on his livestream. At the same time, he was buying time.

“Ruler! Whose luck are you saying is ranked E? Whose Noble Phantasm are you calling ‘Ah! This Old Woman is Going to Get Furious, Alright!’? It is clearly called La Grondement Du Haine [Roar, Rage of Mine]! You are finished. God will not spare you. I declare it. You bastard! Everyone, attack!” Jeanne d’Arc Alter waved, and the Servants charged.

[TL Note: The part in brackets is a translation of La Grondement Du Haine, which is in French. Here is its profile page: https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/La_Grondement_Du_Haine.]

“Kneel!” Chen Heng used the same move as before.

Although the Servants were wary of this move, they still fell to the ground, as Chen Heng had been accumulating power ever since they fell from the sky. He made a lengthy explanation earlier to buy time for this. Right now, they suffered from twentyfold gravity; it was worst for Jeanne d’Arc Alter, twenty-fivefold.

These people had to thank their Servant bodies for their survival. Only after their Spiritual Cores broke would Servants die. These Servants now wobbled as they struggled to their feet. However, Chen Heng did not go for a final blow. On the one hand, he worried about the Servants’ ultimate moves, the Noble Phantasm. On the other hand, he had drained a lot of his mana. Furthermore, how would he temper Chaldea’s people if he wiped out the enemy here?

[TL Note: The Spiritual Core is where a Servant’s true being resides. You can read more in the Manifestation subsection of the Servant’s entry: https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Servant#Manifestation.]

“We are leaving now. Retreat! What are you looking at? Those two over there, don’t resist. I’ll fly you too.” Chen Heng had discovered the two Servants hiding at the side: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Marie Antoinette.

[TL Note: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s profile: https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart; and Marie Antoinette’s profile: https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Marie_Antoinette.]

Jeanne d’Arc Alter watched as Chen Heng carried five people away into the distance, immensely frustrating her. This fellow fled again. Why doesn’t he deal the final blow? If he dares to, I can let him taste my A+ Noble Phantasm!

The gravity field quickly weakened after half a minute. Jeanne d’Arc Alter stood up and beckoned the Berserk-Rider—Saint Martha—over.

“Humph! Rider!”

“…Yes?”

“Give chase. Your ‘horse’ should be able to catch up. There’s no need for a confrontation. You just need to report their location to me. When the time comes, I’ll crush them in one go. I’ll have Fafnir bite him to death.”

“I understand. I will catch up with them.”

This time, Jeanne d’Arc Alter only brought a wyvern and not Fafnir. Otherwise, she would have chased after Chen Heng with everyone.

However, if Jeanne d’Arc Alter had brought Fafnir, Fafnir might have just died here. Chen Heng’s attraction personal skill was ranked EX, and his gravity personal skill was ranked A. He could directly use his gravity personal skill to pull Fafnir down, then apply his attraction personal skill in a variety of ways—in addition to the A-ranked Dragonslayer personal skill. Such a scene would have been awesome.

After that, Jeanne d’Arc Alter’s nickname of Dragon Witch would be reduced to Witch.

Chen Heng flew with the five for thirty minutes. During this time, everyone got to know each other. He wanted to slow down and land on the plains, but Mash stopped him.

“Mister He Who Knows Fate, I sense a strong ley line in the forest ahead. Can we fly for a little longer and stop there?”

“A ley line? Of course. Hold on. I’m speeding up!” Upon hearing the words “ley line,” Chen Heng became extremely excited. With a ley line, I can set up a summoning ritual. With a summoning ritual, I can summon Merlin. Hahahaha!

“Mister He Who Knows Fate, there’s no need to rush.”

Chen Heng had not stopped the livestream. Merlin typed these words.

This long string of words nearly blinded Chen Heng.

How to put it? While Skadi’s words were all praising Merlin, he could not feel happy about it. Rather, it would be strange if he felt happy. Although Merlin liked causing trouble, he did not like getting into trouble.

This was the current situation. Merlin was watching the livestream from Avalon, but he would be pulled to the site live.

Some might ask, Doesn’t Merlin like causing trouble? Wouldn’t he enjoy himself causing more trouble in the 1st Singularity?

This was just like the audience of a prank show. One would be happy watching the prank show, but one would be unwilling to join the show. Furthermore, there was no pay (an important factor).

Right now, Merlin was comfortable in Avalon. He drank cola and ate snacks. He even used his Clairvoyance to watch the events live. Why would he go on location and suffer? Furthermore, Fou was there. If Merlin got summoned, Fou would definitely kick him a few times.

“Mash, Doctor Roman, and Master, I have something to discuss.” As they approached their destination, Chen Heng started talking.

“Ah! Mister He Who Knows Fate, just speak. There’s no need to be so polite.” The group had managed to flee thanks to Chen Heng, so Chaldea’s group did not feel repulsed by Chen Heng’s sudden request.

“Can Mash’s shield set up a summoning ritual at the ley line?”

“That’s right!”