Chapter 147 - I Effed Up
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“I don’t care who you are! Eat my blade!”

“Come again?”

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Before anything else, a large jagged bone was already barrelling towards my direction to cleave me in half.

The oaf actually threw his blade at me.

Shing! Pling!

The minute I drew my weapon, it crashed into it with a resounding crash, creating an explosion of sparks.

The beastly man donned an expression of shock, as I’m guessing he didn’t think my slender frame possessed the strength necessary to wield such a larger-than-life sabre, much less use it to block his attack.

As if muscle mass is anything to go by in these novels. If we applied the logic in these things to my old world, then all the anorexic supermodels would be bloodthirsty genocidal maniacs that feed on water whilst cultivating the Heavenly Denial of Calory Vomitous Cultivation technique.

Shu!

Through the corner of my eye, I could see the Zhendong beetle scurrying toward me. Its multiple legs were scurrying along so quickly that they appeared like a blur.

Vrrrm!

The somatic essence in the brute’s body also surged like a roaring river. Its density was far above the likes of any demon I’ve come across so far.

Neat.

If you’re wondering why the gentleman who currently has a hate boner for me doesn’t have his cauldrons out, it’s simply because he isn’t going all out.

It’s something I was confused about for a while until I saw his expression. It was filled with ecstasy and gave me PTSD (Panda Traumatic Stress Disorder.)

I unleashed a sabre strike on the elytron of the Zhendong beetle, only to leave a shallow white mark for my efforts.

‘Tch. harder than I thought.’

“If you don’t take this seriously, you’re going to die here, boy! Hahaha!”

The maniacal laughter of this idiot echoed endlessly in the stone forest as he dashed towards the Zhendong Beetle in a headlong collision.

Boom!

Pu Ci!

I could see the giant’s cleaver shudder at an insane speed before that vibration travelled to his back, causing it to explode in a geyser of blood!

“Ack!”

He coughed up blood in response and it was then that I came

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