Chapter 146 - Eat My Blade!
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She took a deep breath and steadied herself before asking, “What do you want?”

“A bottle of milk, my cat, Wi-Fi, a phoenix and…” Long Di pointed a finger at the youth’s forehead, “for this boy here to be on really bad terms with life. I’d prefer him and breathing to be in malice, if you don’t mind.”

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“What!? We are disciples of Nether Immolation War Temple!” She reeled back, unable to believe that I was going to kill one of their disciples.

I put up my index finger as I replied. “One, I don’t give a flying fudge bucket where you’re from. Two, if you’re from someplace called Nether Immolation War Temple, then the name is awesome, but you suck and I hope to god that you’re not the cream of the crop from there lest my disappointment shall be immeasurable and my day fully ruined. Third, and I really need you to pay attention here, I forgot the part where that’s my problem.”

Now that must have struck a nerve, as her expression of fear fully blossomed and I gave nary a damn.

The collection of hormones, cultivation and simpness that I held in my grasp really got my pet peeved when he did what he did, so I was deadset on offending grammar and their sect by unaliving him.

“Think very carefully about what you’re—”

Krrsssh!

A burst of lightning exploded from my finger before tunnelling into the attendant’s head. His head soon exploded, causing pieces of brain matter, skull fragments and the simp gene to burst apart.

Learning from my mistake the first time, I erected a shield of spiritual essence just for this. The woman, on the other hand, didn’t expect what just happened to happen so suddenly. So the brain matter (very little of it, go figure), the skull fragments and the aforementioned gene splattered all over her.

It was gross.

“You!” she pointed a trembling finger at me. Whether it be from rage or shock, I had no idea. “D-Do you realise what you’ve just done!?”

I looked from her to the headless corpse in my hand, then back to her before I answered. “Fixed his jacked-up arm?”

“You killed him!” she shrieked at me.

“That

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