Another World Trip: Journey with My Cat and an Otaku Loli Goddess Chapter 393 - Children Taking Drugs Is Cultivation

[Wait, Keyholder I misspoke—!"

“I will melt you down to a porta potty, unclog the heavenly constipation that has plagued me and unleash upon you a collection of evil so vile, so malodorous that Gods will weep and Devils shall Bawl. Not on your life are we doing this. We're going to find another way around this.”

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Some people just say things that really grind the asshole. Allow me to say this. A trope I hate in cultivation novels with every fibre of my being, (even the fibre needed to assuage said asshole from the heavenly constipation) is the nerfing.

Oh, how I hate it. It's usually riddled with oodles of young masters that compete with each other to see which one can bring the reader to madness first. There are other detractors I've been subjected to because of it, but I won't bother to list them since, unlike Mina, I care about my brain.

I can't tell you how many computer screens were smashed, how many pages were ripped to shreds all because Pebbles fuse was cut short every time this trope reared its ugly head.

So, you can only imagine how I felt when all I was doing was enjoying my journey like any fair-giving MC only for the sentient slab of unknown material, which may or may not be literal bull's shit, to actually put forward the advice, nay, the steaming pile of what it may comprise it, of nerfing my ass.

Again, I must clarify that this is not my literal ass but the metaphorical ass that is my entire self. Then again, if we’re being technical, my literal ass would be nerfed as well. Which is interesting to see what that would do for the heavenly constipation, but I digress.

Regardless, you all needn't worry about this happening. You see, I will never nerf myself, nor consent to it.

[Keyholder, if you're not willing to lower yourself, even temporarily, then how will you replace your spiritual qi with spiritual essence?]

"We'll find another way." Can you believe this guy is still on that? Goodness, just the thought alone is harrowing.

"By the way, why do we need to wait until Shen Ling and the ot

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