Chapter 387 - Prize Of The Pill Realm
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Thousands of pills were in his storage rings already. The combined amount in the first one could form a small hill. The only problem was that…

“They’re ruined. All of them.”

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In Long Di's storage rings were piles upon piles of brown pills. It was the kind of brown one would see from rotten wood. Not only that, they were mottled and filled with holes as well.

“What happened?” Long Di couldn't make heads or tails of this.

[These pills were created solely within the pill realm. As a result, they cannot survive outside of it. The laws here are unique and in a space where those laws don't exist, they deteriorated to such a state.]

“Then how do I store them?” asked Long Di.

[You don't.]

“Ah!”

“My pills!”

These shouts let Long DI know that the chaff finally learned what was happening with the pills.

Despair overtook them before anger quickly took hold and they looked at Long Di with that rage burning ever hotter. Now they learned why he stopped taking in any more pills.

They were angry because he didn't bother to tell anyone about the pills going bad the minute they entered the storage rings.

“You!” One of them pointed their fingers at him in anger.

“You knew this would happen!”

“Correct,” Long Di didn't shy away from admitting it.

“Why didn't you say anything!? We lost so many pills!” Several groups got up and closed in on Long Di.

“You all sneered at me and hurt my feelings,” said Long Di deadpan.

“You!” these people nearly tripped over themselves at Long Di's admission.

Wasn't this too petty!? Wasn't this too shameless!?

Plus, where did it show his feelings were hurt!? His expressions haven't changed since they saw him!

“Careful.”

Krrrsh!

Long Di stabbed his Thunder Dragon Rhino Sabre into the ground when he saw them inching closer. When they felt the pressure this sabre gave off, fear finally registered, and it instantly reminded them how callously Long Di cut down a great deal of experts who wanted to first him in entering this Pill Realm.

When they realised that Long Di wasn't a weak fence they could lean on, they could only back off.

Long Di, of course, didn't care much for this and got back to his internal conversation with the Destiny Scale.

‘Now where were we?’

[You're speaking through your mind now?]

‘I don't want them to hear what I'm saying thus inadvertently benefiting them.’

[Your pettiness knows no bounds.]

‘I've always owned up to it. Now come on and lay it on meh. What's happening here?’

[You can't store the pills here. They were created in this place and thus need the laws here to survive. Pill realms allow pills made elsewhere to survive for much longer than they would naturally. They also boost to some extent the potency of these pills through their aura and said laws. Unfortunately, no pills made elsewhere are here, only the ones created here. When you placed them in the storage rings, earlier you put them in a separate space devoid of the pill realm's laws. That's why they couldn't survive.]

‘Then what's the point of this place?’

[Look around.]

Long Di looked around and saw some people looking around. Some then took up a group of pills and looked for a secluded place to go before they swallowed the pill and entered a cultivation state.

‘You want me to start eating pills? It just dawned on me that I have no idea what these pills are. Mind helping me out a bit? I never learned about pills, which I plan to fix soon.’

[The pills that make up the grass here are a combination of New Life Deliverance Pills, Emerald Energy Morphing Pill–]

‘It's Morbin’ Time!’

[…]

‘…’

[…]

‘I'm sorry.’

[…]

‘I’m sorry.’

[You birth within me things that I wouldn't think possible.]

‘I've been known to have that effect on people.’

[I can feel the madness you will inflict upon me should I continue this line of conversation.]

‘Well, the alternative is a conversation that can best be described with the keywords, eleven-years-old, drugs–’

[These pills don't have that much use for you.] The Destiny Scale boarded a different train of thought and never looked back. It wasn't going to allow Long Di to gain traction. [I would advise you to look for the ultimate prize in this place.]

‘Okay boss, say less,’ Long Di wasn't at all affected by the Destiny Scale's lack of manners and took it in stride.

He quickly got up, patted the metaphorical dust off his butt, grabbed his Thunder Dragon Rhino Sabre, and took a stride through this pill realm.

Nobody here bothered with him any more as it wouldn't make sense for them to seek out trouble. Long Di was enough to body them and he didn't follow the orderly method of conduct.

Nevertheless, Long Di crossed the pill river and took a look at the sun. When he activated his heavenly gaze, he saw that it too was a pill. It was yellow, and there was a character that was barely discernible on it.

Floating, milky white pills made up the clouds against an azure veil that Long Di figured was pills as well.

After about an hour of walking, Long Di suddenly closed his eyes. A wave of spiritual force rippled from his feet with each step.

When the Destiny Scale saw this, it trembled. It was shaken by Long Di's actions but chose to say nothing. Long Di went over mountains, through seas, and across a land of fire and ice before he came upon a desolate land devoid of life.

Long Di's eyes fluttered open as if he was waking from a dream. What he saw caused his brows to intrude upon the territory of his hairline.

“This place…”

[Where did you learn that method?] The Destiny Scale's tone was grave.

Long Di sensed this and answered seriously. “When I was younger, I read a novel that contained the quintessential character of cultivation. He possessed an unrivalled Dao Heart, was the embodiment of 'One thought to become Buddha, another to become Devil,' a knowledge of seemingly everything, a smile that rarely vanishes and power that realm itself had no concept of. He is the unironical giga chad of cultivation in itself. It is a method from that novel, that this character exercised that I just tried my hand at.”

[What is the name of this novel?] The Destiny Scale had long heard of Long Di's talks and thoughts about cultivation novels and chalked it up to this youth's mad ramblings. How could it sift through the madness and chaos that was and is Long Di's thoughts? It didn't wish to go mad yet.

However, Long Di was now talking about actual concepts that existed in this world that he couldn't have possibly come into contact with. The Dao Heart, power beyond realm. one thought to become Buddha or Devil?

Long Di's words honestly shocked it.

Long Di had no scruples saying the name. He couldn't explain why he loved the darn novel, because it reused all the tropes he hated. “Its name is Emperor's–”

[Stop right there.] The Destiny Scale couldn't figure out why Long Di was immune to the karmic backlash that would unleash itself upon anyone who said that word. However, it didn't wish to tempt fate.

[I was interested because the method you used is called measuring the land. You must be careful with this method. It allows you to grasp the entirety of a land and its secrets. Whatever you do, never carelessly use this method in the Forbidden Zones. You will take upon yourself things that you are not yet ready for!]

“Noted, that explains why I know that desolate cave in this desolate land is what holds the true treasure of this place.”

It was then that Long Di approached that which caused his brow to stage a full-scale assault on his hairline's territory.

It was a large cave with a gaping mouth that spoke of nothing but darkness. With zero hesitation, Long Di stepped inside to claim what he considered to be his already.

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