Chaotic Sword God
Apocalypse Gacha
Necromancer: I Am A Disaster
Martial Cultivator
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Reincarnation of the Strongest Sword God - Side Stories
Nightmare Assault
I, The Dragon Overlord
Loser System and Berserker Me
Horror Game Designer
There's Absolutely No Problem With The Magic Cards I Made!
Swear Fealty To Me, My Subjects!
The Demon King is Too Unfathomable!
Chapter 33: a.0.3 Update! Skills System
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 621: Meeting an Old Friend
Chaotic Sword God
Chapter 3829: An Answer
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 246: What are you Waiting For?
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 324: Flying Seeds
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1173- Crystal Pillar rankings
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1172- Sky Monument Path
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 945: Resisting the Mandate of Heaven (3)
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 17
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 620: The Young Man in the Monastery
Chaotic Sword God
Chapter 3828: Investigation
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 323: How Many Things Live Inside His Heart?
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 245: Present
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1171- Three abilties
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 944: Resisting the Mandate of Heaven (2)
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1170- King pearls
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 16
The Demon King is Too Unfathomable!
Chapter 32: The First Trade
“W-What an evil child! Look at the scene here!”
Well, tickle my scrotum and call me Sussy. This is what I was trying to avoid. I just knew it was coming.
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Long Di looked to where the voice came from to see a group of cultivators staring at him with unkind expressions.
They wore different robes and differed in age by a wide margin. It was obvious at a glance that they didn’t come from the same power.
Yet, Long Di and the others recognised some of these people. Some of them were, if not all of them, from the Ren’duan Dwelling. Some were from the group inside, while the others were those on the outside.
“Pebbles, I bet you one leg from the magical beast I’ll cook in the future that they are here for two things. Bullshit reason incoming in about ten seconds.”
Pebbles the Wondercat’s ears twitched at this challenge. “You’re on! I say they’re after three things, with a bullshit reason incoming at fifteen seconds. They’re not smart enough to think of something believable in ten seconds. Ha!”
“C-Can I get in on this?” Shen Ling raised a hand.
“What do you got Prime Waifu?” Pebbles asked her.
“One thing, twenty seconds. I’ve been counting on average how long it takes them to think of a reason thus far.”
“Oooh smart,” Long Di nodded. “Using local statistics to get a somewhat concrete number.”
“I’d like to weigh in,” Xiannu Liang spoke up, not wanting to be left behind. “I’m with Long Di on two things as well, but I’d like to take on Brother-in-law Pebbles the Wondercat’s time at fifteen seconds.”
“Qin Ling, you’d like to get in on the action?” Long Di asked her.
“I-I’m sorry?” Qin Ling was a bit confused on what they were talking about.
“Ah,” Pebbles saw what was happening here. “It looks like she’s still deep in the tropes, Long Di. It’ll take a while to educate her. Surely waifu #3 needs some work. Waifu #2, though not comparable to the Prime Waifu, is proving why she’s coming in second.”
“What!?” The elder cultivator who spoke didn’t know what they were saying, but he could swear they were being insulted somehow.
Long
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