Chapter 370 - Kidnap A Whole Body
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“W-What an evil child! Look at the scene here!”

Well, tickle my scrotum and call me Sussy. This is what I was trying to avoid. I just knew it was coming.

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Long Di looked to where the voice came from to see a group of cultivators staring at him with unkind expressions.

They wore different robes and differed in age by a wide margin. It was obvious at a glance that they didn’t come from the same power.

Yet, Long Di and the others recognised some of these people. Some of them were, if not all of them, from the Ren’duan Dwelling. Some were from the group inside, while the others were those on the outside.

“Pebbles, I bet you one leg from the magical beast I’ll cook in the future that they are here for two things. Bullshit reason incoming in about ten seconds.”

Pebbles the Wondercat’s ears twitched at this challenge. “You’re on! I say they’re after three things, with a bullshit reason incoming at fifteen seconds. They’re not smart enough to think of something believable in ten seconds. Ha!”

“C-Can I get in on this?” Shen Ling raised a hand.

“What do you got Prime Waifu?” Pebbles asked her.

“One thing, twenty seconds. I’ve been counting on average how long it takes them to think of a reason thus far.”

“Oooh smart,” Long Di nodded. “Using local statistics to get a somewhat concrete number.”

“I’d like to weigh in,” Xiannu Liang spoke up, not wanting to be left behind. “I’m with Long Di on two things as well, but I’d like to take on Brother-in-law Pebbles the Wondercat’s time at fifteen seconds.”

“Qin Ling, you’d like to get in on the action?” Long Di asked her.

“I-I’m sorry?” Qin Ling was a bit confused on what they were talking about.

“Ah,” Pebbles saw what was happening here. “It looks like she’s still deep in the tropes, Long Di. It’ll take a while to educate her. Surely waifu #3 needs some work. Waifu #2, though not comparable to the Prime Waifu, is proving why she’s coming in second.”

“What!?” The elder cultivator who spoke didn’t know what they were saying, but he could swear they were being insulted somehow.

Long

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Translator Notes

I have pink eye. Yeah I'm just getting right into it. It hurts like hell, this is the second time in my life and it doesn't hurt less. I want to kill something, gouge out my eyes and then stuff them down the throat of whatever I killed. Since I will not be able to write for a few days probably, I ask, nay, beg you guys to be patient with me while I suffer in recovery. Chapters will still be published today though.

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