PHA - Chapter 291 - No Demon King Is Reliable

"Puhahaha— So this is what the blade looks like?!"

Andusia had originally been worried that if this dagger had a normal appearance, it might cause her "This Is Wrong" to look even worse. However, after seeing that "It's So Short" had an even more laughable appearance, she happily laughed at it in ridicule.

Of course, Andusia wasn't ridiculing Alice, but It's So Short's creator instead. Although she didn't know which Demon King made this joke of a dagger, the weapon served to prove that the dildo she made wasn't the worst. At the very least, This Is Wrong and It's So Short were tied when it came to appearances.

"Stop laughing. Your laughter is making my head hurt," Alice said as she sat on her bed and looked at the "dagger" shaped like a butt plug.

It was no wonder the weapon was named "It's So Short." Whoever made this weapon had probably started making it from the hilt without realizing they didn't have enough material to work with. As a result, they ended up with an incredibly short blade. Moreover, they must have also messed up when shaping the blade, causing it to turn into this unusual shape.

Alice, Luna, Little Death, and Andusia were currently in a hotel room they rented to research the weapon they had just acquired. Although Alice didn't want to waste money, the dagger simply wasn't suitable to be shown in public. The weapon's "Chaos General" ability was also unsuitable to use outside. So, to avoid causing unnecessary misunderstandings, Alice had no choice but to rent a hotel room.

"But it's true that this weapon's shape makes it unsuitable to be shown to others," Little Death said as she looked at the butt-plug-dagger in Alice's hand. She didn't have the pleasure sensors of a normal person as an undead, so she had never tried toys like butt plugs before. However, she was an old monster that had lived for thousands of years, so she could still recognize a butt plug when she saw one.

As for Luna, she didn't show any superfluous expressions right now. However, judging from the subtle change in her expr

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Novel Notes

PHA is going on a hiatus until January 1st, 2023. It's becoming increasingly stressful to translate PHA due to all the unneccessarily elaborate yet unimportant contexts, so I've decided to take a break from PHA and have a go at it again next year.

-Hellscythe

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