Chapter 61 - Future Sauna
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“So I’m going to shock you guys until you get… y’kno, better.”

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Feng Yu’s face paled in horror. “No!”

“Yes.”

“No!” Jia Yan took a firm stance on this one.

“Yes.”

“No!” Even Shen Ling was against this with every fibre of her being.

“Huh! What happened!?” Tie Lang was jolted awake by the noise.

Long Di looked at him and calmly stated. “Yes.”

Tie Lang was confused by the word. “Yes?”

“NO!” A cacophony of nos bombarded the poor, recently awakened demon into unconsciousness once more.

Long Di’s brow shot up in curiosity, “Did you all just no him to sleep?”

Shen Ling raised her hand. “Uhm?”

“Yes, Shen Ling?”

“Long Di, why do—”

Long Di shook his head, interrupting her question, “Please, call me Brother Long Di.”

“Oh, okay,” she found nothing wrong with the request and continued. “Brother Long Di, why—”

“Senior… brother Long DI,” Long Di added, interrupting her again.

“Senior? But you’re younger than me.” Shen Ling advised, appearing confused by his weird requests.

“Oh, really?” Long Di asked.

Feng Yu nearly blacked out from mental frustration. Did he take them for fools!?

“Yes, really! You yourself said that you were eleven years old several times. By that logic, everyone here is older than you!”

“I never said I wasn’t eleven years old, I am simply stating that you guys aren’t older than me.” Long Di calmly stated.

“What!? That doesn’t make any sense! If we are 2-4 years older than you, then we are OLDER than you!” Feng Yu was exasperated.

Long Di nodded, seemingly coming to understand where she was coming from until he said. “I don’t seem to share this belief.”

“Y-Your belief!? Your belief isn’t a factor here! Your opinion doesn’t matter in the face of logic!”

“Multiverse theory begs to differ,” he pointed out.

Jia Yan who was by the side grew intrigued once more. “What’s multiverse the—”

“Now, let’s pick up where we left off. Shen Ling,” stated Long Di, sidelining Jia Yan’s question. “Ask your senior apprentice-brother that question you had in mind.”

Long Di effortlessly took control of the situation. Feng Yu didn’t

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