Another World Trip: Journey with My Cat and an Otaku Loli Goddess Chapter 42 - Stranger Danger!

“I want you all, or more accurately, you,” she said, pointing in my direction. “To take me to the newly discovered relic so we can use your nonsensical cultivation base to poop all over the face of everyone there.”

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A breeze blew in the silence that came after that statement was uttered. Something told me that if I didn’t break this silence, something weird was gonna pop up. So allow me.,

“You’re a whole lot of freaky, aren’t you?” I asked with an open mind.

“That doesn’t matter here,” she stated.

“Uuuhh, I’m thinking it does. You literally just asked me to use my cultivation base to defecate in other people’s faces. I don’t know what kind of operation you think we’re running here, but I’ll tell you right now, THAT, is not one of them.”

I believe it’s a good thing to just put our bottom line out there. On that note, I will say that my bottom will not be engaging in any of the aforementioned operations.

“I’m not being literal. I’m saying that I want you to take me in there so we can dominate the relic and take all the treasures. The domination, in this case, is the metaphorical excrement,” she explained.

“Are you insinuating that I’m prone to cultivating one of the major daos of constipation? Because I’d like to add that we’re currently discussing the minor dao of shi—”

“Long Di, behave!” Feng Yu interjected, to stop me from changing the rating on this thing.

She looked back at the new arrival before continuing. “Miss Yaomu Shou is it? I’m sorry, but we can’t just take you with us. My strength may not compare with Long Di’s, but I am the leader on this outing. In that sense, I cannot see any benefit in bringing you with us. In addition, we know almost nothing about you.”

I nodded when I heard Feng Yu’s reasoning; I see that common sense is not all but lost in this world. She truly makes me proud.

“If you let me come with you, I’ll give you information about the relic you’re going to, which I’m sure will be useful,” Yaomu Shou said.

Feng Yu’s eyes lit up when she heard this. “Really? Deal!”

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