Reincarnation of the Strongest Sword God - Side Stories
Chaotic Sword God
Apocalypse Gacha
Necromancer: I Am A Disaster
Martial Cultivator
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Nightmare Assault
Loser System and Berserker Me
I, The Dragon Overlord
Horror Game Designer
There's Absolutely No Problem With The Magic Cards I Made!
The Hero Turned Into A Potato And The World Fell To Ruin
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 315: Will
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 237: Good Things
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1156- Competition Speed
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 936: A Struggle of Dao Orthodoxies
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1155- Splitting unhappily
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 9
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 611: Old Friends Don't Meet Often
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 236: Infiltration
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 314: What Kind of Kids Do You Teach?
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1154- Not willing to accept being managed
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 935: Release
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1153- Plant Master
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 8
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 610: Since Time Immemorial, the World Doesn't Change
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 313: Neighbourhood Committee
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 235: Deep Water
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1152- Final thing
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1151- Name your price
“I want you all, or more accurately, you,” she said, pointing in my direction. “To take me to the newly discovered relic so we can use your nonsensical cultivation base to poop all over the face of everyone there.”
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A breeze blew in the silence that came after that statement was uttered. Something told me that if I didn’t break this silence, something weird was gonna pop up. So allow me.,
“You’re a whole lot of freaky, aren’t you?” I asked with an open mind.
“That doesn’t matter here,” she stated.
“Uuuhh, I’m thinking it does. You literally just asked me to use my cultivation base to defecate in other people’s faces. I don’t know what kind of operation you think we’re running here, but I’ll tell you right now, THAT, is not one of them.”
I believe it’s a good thing to just put our bottom line out there. On that note, I will say that my bottom will not be engaging in any of the aforementioned operations.
“I’m not being literal. I’m saying that I want you to take me in there so we can dominate the relic and take all the treasures. The domination, in this case, is the metaphorical excrement,” she explained.
“Are you insinuating that I’m prone to cultivating one of the major daos of constipation? Because I’d like to add that we’re currently discussing the minor dao of shi—”
“Long Di, behave!” Feng Yu interjected, to stop me from changing the rating on this thing.
She looked back at the new arrival before continuing. “Miss Yaomu Shou is it? I’m sorry, but we can’t just take you with us. My strength may not compare with Long Di’s, but I am the leader on this outing. In that sense, I cannot see any benefit in bringing you with us. In addition, we know almost nothing about you.”
I nodded when I heard Feng Yu’s reasoning; I see that common sense is not all but lost in this world. She truly makes me proud.
“If you let me come with you, I’ll give you information about the relic you’re going to, which I’m sure will be useful,” Yaomu Shou said.
Feng Yu’s eyes lit up when she heard this. “Really? Deal!”
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