Reincarnation of the Strongest Sword God - Side Stories
Chaotic Sword God
Apocalypse Gacha
Necromancer: I Am A Disaster
Martial Cultivator
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Nightmare Assault
Loser System and Berserker Me
I, The Dragon Overlord
Horror Game Designer
There's Absolutely No Problem With The Magic Cards I Made!
The Hero Turned Into A Potato And The World Fell To Ruin
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 937: The Eight Gates Banners
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1157- End of the street
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 10.1
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 612: Allowing It Once or Twice
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 315: Will
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 237: Good Things
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1156- Competition Speed
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 936: A Struggle of Dao Orthodoxies
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1155- Splitting unhappily
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 9
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 611: Old Friends Don't Meet Often
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 236: Infiltration
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 314: What Kind of Kids Do You Teach?
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1154- Not willing to accept being managed
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 935: Release
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1153- Plant Master
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 8
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 610: Since Time Immemorial, the World Doesn't Change
“Yo boring brother! Let me travel with you. I won’t forge shit, but I will spice up your life! Just gonna add this in there as a disclaimer, this place was already like this when I got here. And no, you don’t have to tell me, boring as shit!”
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Tell me the top ten list of things you expected to come across in a cultivation world.
See, I’m just gonna stop you right there because if you read as much cultivation novels as I did, you should know that by virtue of these novels being the LSD-induced lovechild of a soft-spoken introverted sociopath, there is way too much to consider for a list like that to EVER be constructed with any semblance of truth and/or sense.
Now, here I was on my journey to learn about myself when I just happened to come across a loincloth-wearing, walking forge eating food from a house in a city that appeared to be overrun by a speedrunning-obsessed plague.
I affectionately refer to him as the Black Death.
“Y-You’re a Ren’duan!” Firecracker was expressing enough shock for me and him.
“Looks like your eyes are working,” the Ren’duan responded in the closest thing to sarcasm I’ve heard since I got here. Well, that’s if we’re not counting Pebbles.
If you’re drawing a blank on who this is, it’s the same Ren’duan that the Chad of a Gatekeeper threw into the forge.
“Long Di, can we leave? If it’s not obvious, I don’t get out much and I plan to have as much as I can,” said Pebbles.
The Ren’duan saw Pebbles and then Lord Whiskers, and his ruby-like eyes flashed and sparkled with curiosity.
“Wow! What are you!? Who are you!?”
“I am Pebbles The Wondercat. Please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includes the ‘The Wondercat’ part. Yes, little one, every time.”
“Wait a second, Pebbles were you quoting A Pimp Named Slickba–”
“Long Di, we can’t take this Ren’duan with us!” Firecracker came over in a rush, his face embodied nervousness.
“Why are you so high-strung about this? Is it because he may be the reason these people can’t enjoy their dinner anymore?”
“These people have been stripped of thei
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