Another World Trip: Journey with My Cat and an Otaku Loli Goddess Chapter 368 - Not A Chance In Hell

“You—”

“Yo boring brother! Let me travel with you. I won’t forge shit, but I will spice up your life! Just gonna add this in there as a disclaimer, this place was already like this when I got here. And no, you don’t have to tell me, boring as shit!”

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Tell me the top ten list of things you expected to come across in a cultivation world.

See, I’m just gonna stop you right there because if you read as much cultivation novels as I did, you should know that by virtue of these novels being the LSD-induced lovechild of a soft-spoken introverted sociopath, there is way too much to consider for a list like that to EVER be constructed with any semblance of truth and/or sense.

Now, here I was on my journey to learn about myself when I just happen to come across a loincloth-wearing walking forge eating food from a house in a city that appears to be overrun by the plague.

I affectionately refer to him as the Black Death.

“Y-You’re a Ren’duan!” Firecracker was expressing enough shock for me and him.

“Looks like your eyes are working,” the Ren’duan responded in the closest thing to sarcasm I’ve heard since I got here.

If you’re drawing a blank on who this is, it’s the same Ren’duan that the Chad of a Gatekeeper threw in for the forge.

“Long Di, can we leave? If it’s not obvious, I don’t get out much and I plan to have as much as I can,” said Pebbles.

The Ren’duan saw Pebbles and then Lord Whiskers, and his ruby-like eyes flashed and sparkled with curiosity.

“Wow! What are you!? Who are you!?”

“I am Pebbles The Wondercat. Please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includes the ‘The Wondercat’ part. Yes, little one, every time.”

“Wait a second, Pebbles were you quoting A Pimp Named Slickba—”

“Long Di, we can’t take this Ren’duan with us!” Firecracker came over in a rush, his face embodied nervousness.

“Why are you so high-strung about this? Is it because he may be the reason these people can’t enjoy their dinner anymore?”

“These people have been stripped of their essence-blood,” Shai Bing noted after ex

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