Chaotic Sword God
Apocalypse Gacha
Necromancer: I Am A Disaster
Martial Cultivator
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Nightmare Assault
I, The Dragon Overlord
Loser System and Berserker Me
Horror Game Designer
There's Absolutely No Problem With The Magic Cards I Made!
Swear Fealty To Me, My Subjects!
The Hero Turned Into A Potato And The World Fell To Ruin
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 326: Selection
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 248: Organisation
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1177- Situation change
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1176- Eighth
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 19
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 622: Natural Disasters and Man-made Calamities
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 325: City One Can't Leave
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 247: The Past is Like the Wind
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1175- Don't discriminate
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 946: Fatal Strike
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1174- Divide
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 18
The Hero Turned Into A Potato And The World Fell To Ruin
Chapter 78: This Fight Will Never End
The Demon King is Too Unfathomable!
Chapter 33: a.0.3 Update! Skills System
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 621: Meeting an Old Friend
Chaotic Sword God
Chapter 3829: An Answer
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 246: What are you Waiting For?
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 324: Flying Seeds
“Yo boring brother! Let me travel with you. I won’t forge shit, but I will spice up your life! Just gonna add this in there as a disclaimer, this place was already like this when I got here. And no, you don’t have to tell me, boring as shit!”
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Tell me the top ten list of things you expected to come across in a cultivation world.
See, I’m just gonna stop you right there because if you read as much cultivation novels as I did, you should know that by virtue of these novels being the LSD-induced lovechild of a soft-spoken introverted sociopath, there is way too much to consider for a list like that to EVER be constructed with any semblance of truth and/or sense.
Now, here I was on my journey to learn about myself when I just happened to come across a loincloth-wearing, walking forge eating food from a house in a city that appeared to be overrun by a speedrunning-obsessed plague.
I affectionately refer to him as the Black Death.
“Y-You’re a Ren’duan!” Firecracker was expressing enough shock for me and him.
“Looks like your eyes are working,” the Ren’duan responded in the closest thing to sarcasm I’ve heard since I got here. Well, that’s if we’re not counting Pebbles.
If you’re drawing a blank on who this is, it’s the same Ren’duan that the Chad of a Gatekeeper threw into the forge.
“Long Di, can we leave? If it’s not obvious, I don’t get out much and I plan to have as much as I can,” said Pebbles.
The Ren’duan saw Pebbles and then Lord Whiskers, and his ruby-like eyes flashed and sparkled with curiosity.
“Wow! What are you!? Who are you!?”
“I am Pebbles The Wondercat. Please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includes the ‘The Wondercat’ part. Yes, little one, every time.”
“Wait a second, Pebbles were you quoting A Pimp Named Slickba–”
“Long Di, we can’t take this Ren’duan with us!” Firecracker came over in a rush, his face embodied nervousness.
“Why are you so high-strung about this? Is it because he may be the reason these people can’t enjoy their dinner anymore?”
“These people have been stripped of thei
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