Chapter 340 - Waifu #3?
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“Ssshhhhh…” Pebbles gently shushed him and stroked his hair before he whispered. “Don’t fight it. Just let it happen… I’ll be gentle.”

A chill went up everyone’s spine when this line was uttered.

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When I heard this line, you could bet your ass I saw more and more of myself in Pebbles than I cared to admit but darn it all if I wasn’t proud of the little guy.

He wanted to help Xiong Weizhe relearn how to kowtow and I am here for it.

I wanted to inject a little of my own knowledge since I knew how to kowtow based on cultivation novels.

“Pebbles, if you want him to kowtow, you have to–”

“Long Di please,” Pebbles looked at me smugly. “Let the pros deal with this.”

That statement struck me as odd. “You’re a pro at kowtowing?”

He looked at me as if confused at my confusion. “Have you seen how I sleep?”

“Curled up like an earthworm that’s been touched too many times by a child in desperate need of a bath?” I answered.

“That’s how I sleep and I told you that in confidence!” Pebbles yelled in righteous indignation.

“Sorry,” I apologised because he did tell me that in confidence. But it wasn’t entirely my fault. He asked, and I thought he had no trouble talking about it now.

“Whatever…” he waved me away with his paw. “This is how you teach someone something.”

“Uhm, you might wanna do it gently,” I told him. I had an idea of what he was gonna do.

“Long Di…” Pebbles looked at me incredulously. “This is me you’re talking to. Gentle is my middle name.”

“One, I don’t think we have those, and two, would that be Pebbles The Gentle Wondercat, or Pebbles Gentle The Wondercat? Asking for a friend.” I was legit curious and things like these had to be addressed.

“It’s Pebbles Gentle Wondercat,” he said to me proudly. “Now watch my gentleness at play.”

Xiong Weizhe tried to free his head from Pebbles’s grip but failed. “Let go of my head you son of a bi–”

“Now what you do is…” He placed his paw a bit above Xiong Weizhe’s head, cutting him off. “Gently press his head downwards.”

Boom!

Xiong Weizhe’s head crashed into the ground with gr

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So everyone, this is it. This is the last chapter that represents catching up to the main story. Beyond this, there will be no six chapter release per day. All of my writing time will go towards writing new chapters which takes time. Now because of how much time my work (day job) is taking, I may not be able to write a chapter a day under these conditions as I would like to, but I will try! With that being said, if you guys support me on Patreon or the card thing on hostednovel and it is enough to have me quit my day job (which I will gladly do), then you will have me all to yourself, and ya'll know what that means. Confirmed chapter release (possibly multi, we will see) every day with bonus chapters releasing once a month if certain goals are reached and beyond. So lemme see how that goes I guess, and we will take it from there. :)

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