Another World Trip: Journey with My Cat and an Otaku Loli Goddess Chapter 323 - Death Armour Archaic Soldier

“Told you it would work.”

“Fine, I lost the bet. I’ll be nice to the next idiot we encounter.”

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Right, so now I’m sure but I found myself at the centre of attention for no good reason. All I did recently was ignore one of the peanut galleries that wanted attention by announcing public information when another one of the peanut galleries already had that job and electrocuting a dying person.

You’d think this was rare, but this was a regular Monday in a cultivation world.

“You!” Xiong Weizhe pointed at me in shock when he saw me. Did I never give him my name? That’s so weird.

“You are a pretty person!” yelled Pebbles, in a bid to honour our bet.

Xiong Weizhe was thrown off kilter by that comment.

“You can’t lie. That’s cheating,” I couldn’t care less about Xiong Weizhe’s confusion.

Pebbles defended his point, stating. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, is it not?”

“Yeah, but are you beholding what I’m beholding?”

“Okay, you’re right. I may have been reaching a little bit there.”

“Ack!” Xiong Weizhe Elder coughed up blood in anger and fainted. I expected that kind of behaviour from an old man. By the way, I wasn’t lying, he was handsome, not pretty. Those are two very different things.

“Y-You, can you do that again!?” Violet Flame Noble couldn’t be bothered with Xiong Weizhe’s mental well-being—my kind of guy—since he saw a light of hope in what was sure death.

“A good thing to say right now would be there is no such thing as a free lunch in this world.” That is the right thing to say, right?

“Oh! Good one Long Di!”

Apparently, it was.

“Thank you Pebbles! Those novels are a treasure trove of comebacks I swear,” Me and Pebbles go together well like—I shall say it again—Peanut Butter and Jelly at times like this. He’s the perfect hype man.

“Please! I’ll do anything!” Violet Flame Noble begged, shocking everyone.

I’m guessing that they never expected someone like one of the Five Nobles to be begging someone. Man is here dying and these people are talking about honour. Gotta admit, Ancient China

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