Another World Trip: Journey with My Cat and an Otaku Loli Goddess Chapter 30 - My Two Jewels Contracted In Shock

“Do you even try to think about the ramifications of your actions before you even talk!?”

“Now to be fair, in my defence, at that time, I was unsupervised. So if there is anyone to blame, it would be you.”

“What did you say!?”

“Okay, that didn’t come out right. But you know that I’m right, and if you are unaware of it, I have a wonderful book called ‘Common Sense for Dumm—’”

“Stop your nonsensical gibber gabber for a minute, please!”

Uncle Tian Lu and I have been bickering for the better part of an hour, because of my past verbal action of bringing up the traitor in the room which, might I add, was pretty obvious at this point.

“What you did could be seen as the intentional fracture of the cohesiveness of this sect. The only reason this wasn’t pursued was because of your relationship with me by the ones with sense in this sect!”

“First of all, this sect is about as cohesive as your tooth is to your gum. Second of all, I would kindly ask you to not throw the word sense around so shamelessly. Now about that book I was telling you abo—”

“Sigh…”

Uncle Tian Lu sighed in the most exasperated way possible just to cut me off, but I’m not mad. He then looked at me with a tired look on his face, so I just stared back and waited for him to say something.

“How is your cultivation technique coming along?”

At this question, I felt pretty proud. Prouder than that time, I farted whilst being hit by my alcoholic uncle, in which case the stench paralysed him for a good 5 minutes. My own personal form of revenge, if you will.

“So, you didn’t get the chance to see it, but I had to go through several forms of deconstruction,” I started to explain. “Now if I were a betting man, much like my Pebbles the Wondercat’s uncle, I would say that the several forms that were being deconstructed were the levels of tribulation you told me about once before.”

I could see that his eyes glistened in delight when he heard this. How did I know it was delight you may ask? Well, his tooth came out to perform some heaven-defying acrobatics when he smiled.

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