Chaotic Sword God
Apocalypse Gacha
Necromancer: I Am A Disaster
Martial Cultivator
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Reincarnation of the Strongest Sword God - Side Stories
Nightmare Assault
I, The Dragon Overlord
Loser System and Berserker Me
Horror Game Designer
There's Absolutely No Problem With The Magic Cards I Made!
Swear Fealty To Me, My Subjects!
Chaotic Sword God
Chapter 3829: An Answer
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 246: What are you Waiting For?
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 324: Flying Seeds
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1173- Crystal Pillar rankings
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1172- Sky Monument Path
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 945: Resisting the Mandate of Heaven (3)
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 17
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 620: The Young Man in the Monastery
Chaotic Sword God
Chapter 3828: Investigation
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 323: How Many Things Live Inside His Heart?
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 245: Present
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1171- Three abilties
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 944: Resisting the Mandate of Heaven (2)
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1170- King pearls
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 16
The Demon King is Too Unfathomable!
Chapter 32: The First Trade
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 619: Old Monk in the Monastery
Chaotic Sword God
Chapter 3827: Discarded
Alright, so I think I figured something out.
Remember how before, the last thing I recalled was a blinding isekai light that took me away from the palace of light?
Well, right now it’s dark, and I mean really dark. Can’t see a thing in this place. Plus, it’s really warm and kinda… wet, maybe?
Ew.
Anyway, I have a really really bad feeling about this, and I’m praying to the heavens that my guess is wro—
“PUSH!”
Well, a guy can dream, can’t he? So that sounded like a woman telling another woman something tha—
“PUSH!”
“Aaaaahh!!”
… Well, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, it sounded like they want me to go through something that I’m pretty sure a person should only go through once.
The heck was this? Why was I going through childbirth, that is only acceptable if I were a woman, which I’m not… I think.
Dum!
Okay, so my entire surroundings just shifted forward a bit. Now if I were a betting man, or baby… that would be the sound and feeling of me being pushed.
Sweet Lord.
I see an opening that brings in light and compels me to close my eyes. As I am going through this, I look back on my previous life and wonder just what kind of butt could I have been to deserve this; I mean seriously, childbirth? A second time??
Does Hitler deserve this? I think not.
“PUSH!!!”
“GET IT OUT OF ME!!”
Well… let’s not go down that road, shall we. Seriously though, I thought isekais were supposed to be clean. What happened to viciously taking over a dying person’s body? What happened to taking over a living person’s body? What happened to morals??
{Oi Long Di, can you hear me?}
“Oh, goddess? Is that, uh, wait, hold on…”
{What do you mea—}
“PUSH!!!”
“Why is it not coming out!!?”
“Continue.”
{…}
“Goddess?”
{… There are some things in this world that I sorely wish to know, and that—that was not one of them.}
“Oh, well, you get used to it. I would ask you what’s up, but the better question is. As I am sure the woman out there surely wants to know, why am I being born?”
{That’s why I contacted you, I wanted to punish you for all the
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