Another World Trip: Journey with My Cat and an Otaku Loli Goddess Chapter 3 - What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen

Alright, so I think I figured something out.

Remember how before, the last thing I recalled was a blinding isekai light that took me away from the palace of light?

Well, right now it’s dark, and I mean really dark. Can’t see a thing in this place. Plus, it’s really warm and kinda… wet, maybe?

Ew.

Anyway, I have a really really bad feeling about this, and I’m praying to the heavens that my guess is wro—

“PUSH!”

Well, a guy can dream, can’t he? So that sounded like a woman telling another woman something tha—

“PUSH!”

“Aaaaahh!!”

… Well, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, it sounded like they want me to go through something that I’m pretty sure a person should only go through once.

The heck was this? Why was I going through childbirth, that is only acceptable if I were a woman, which I’m not… I think.

Dum!

Okay, so my entire surroundings just shifted forward a bit. Now if I were a betting man, or baby… that would be the sound and feeling of me being pushed.

Sweet Lord.

I see an opening that brings in light and compels me to close my eyes. As I am going through this, I look back on my previous life and wonder just what kind of butt could I have been to deserve this; I mean seriously, childbirth? A second time??

Does Hitler deserve this? I think not.

“PUSH!!!”

“GET IT OUT OF ME!!”

Well… let’s not go down that road, shall we. Seriously though, I thought isekais were supposed to be clean. What happened to viciously taking over a dying person’s body? What happened to taking over a living person’s body? What happened to morals??

{Oi Long Di, can you hear me?}

“Oh, goddess? Is that, uh, wait, hold on…”

{What do you mea—}

“PUSH!!!”

“Why is it not coming out!!?”

“Continue.”

{…}

“Goddess?”

{… There are some things in this world that I sorely wish to know, and that—that was not one of them.}

“Oh, well, you get used to it. I would ask you what’s up, but the better question is. As I am sure the woman out there surely wants to know, why am I being born?”

{That’s why I contacted you, I wanted to punish you for all the

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