Another World Trip: Journey with My Cat and an Otaku Loli Goddess Chapter 131 - A Panda That Roars For Furries

“Wait, come again,” Long Di thought he misheard.

“That’s what they want!” she shouted. She then looked back into the carriage. “Pandas in the distance! Unless everyone here no longer wants to be a pure maiden and whatever the hell the male equivalent is, grab your weapons and prepare for battle!”

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“I’m sorry, do you mind backing the hell up? What are the words Panda and rape doing in the same sentence?”

I can’t be the only one who thinks that all of this just came way out of left field, right?

“No time! Long Di, since you’re next to useless at the moment, we’ll have to take charge! Feng Yu, what’s the number!?”

Shing!

Yaomu Shou took out the purple rapier and got everyone battle-ready.

Jia Yan already had his hands on the new axe that I bought for him, and Shen Ling gave Feng Yu her sword back.

Tie Lang was barehanded but ready for combat and even Xiannu Liang was getting ready for combat. I wonder what that looks like? Zi Yu was preparing herself as well.

“There are upwards of about ten or so!”

I could hear Feng Yu’s estimate from outside and got a bit curious myself. I wanted to see what they were like, but I was still weak from my earlier right.

I learnt my body was recovering very quickly when you consider the type of damage I took. However, I had a portion of my earth esse stolen according to Yaomu Shou and the only way I could heal that was with the help of time. If I ever get the chance to accelerate time, I need to grab that chance asap.

If only I was lacking in spiritual essence, this could be quickly recovered by whipping out my cauldrons… that sounds pretty dirty now that I think about it, especially when you take into consideration what’s lurking outside at the moment.

Yaomu Shou finished preparing everyone and dashed to the mouth of the carriage.

I dragged myself to the opening of the carriage and opened the curtain that blocked the outside view from everyone.

As I looked around, I saw a mass of dust clouds in the distance. The distinct features of black and white could be made out, while it seemed to be in a mad dash towards us.

The thing is, we were losing them, and quite fast too. I watched the Super Donkeys, who were tearing up the ground as they ran like crazy. I could’ve sworn I saw fear in their eyes.

“Oh, no! We’re too late!” Yaomu Shou said after a moment of closing her eyes, appearing to be lost in concentration.

“What do you mean?” I asked her. “We seem to be losing them at a pretty quick rate.”

“Wait, you’re in the Core Flame Evocation realm, right?” she asked me.

“Yeah,” one of the things I noticed so far, is that I seem to be fighting a bunch of old guys, elders, and things of that ilk. It’s like this world refuses to give me an easy path forward by having me spam my cultivation realm against people my age.

Hearing my answer, she continued, “I guess that’s why you haven’t noticed anything. Since you’re a Core Flame Evocation re—”

“You know the title for that realm is Martial Master, right? Like it seems much easier to say,” I advised her.

“…” she looked… not happy, so I whistled nonchalantly and failed since I can’t whistle.

“I’m not going to tell you anything about what happened,” she turned her head.

“Hm, okay then,” I said. After that, I used my spiritual force to fuel my spiritual perception.

Whoosh!

Since I was out of practice because I love using my eyes, my control over my spiritual perception was a tad rusty. The carriage rattled under the release of my spiritual force and I could see Yaomu Shou’s shocked gaze as I expanded my range.

My spiritual perception spread as it covered a large ground. Eventually, I could see very clearly the things that were chasing us and people… let me tell ya, this is profoundly disturbing.

So think of Pandas, normal Pandas mind you. Did you do it? Good. Now forget everything that you just imagined and try to conceive this in your head.

Imagine them being so hocked up on steroids that they could easily put the Hulk to shame. Now try to picture them being capable of exhibiting human expressions. Regarding said expressions, the one they’re most capable of displaying is reminiscent of Supreme Kai’s rape face when he first arrived in DBZ.

We’re not done with this nightmare fuel. The final nail in the coffin is the fact that they seem to be veiny… very veiny… too veiny. You have no idea how disturbingly veiny they are.

Now visualise several of these veiny, rape-face-possessing, muscle-bound Pandas running in a mob. When you’re finished, just know this, they’re somehow worse.

It was at this moment that I somehow rejoiced internally that the Pandas I knew back home never took fitness seriously. The repercussions were much too harrowing.

I stretched the bounds of my spiritual perception and went even further beyond and saw something that caused my family jewels to contract in shock. There were even more Pandas coming from every direction.

Several mobs were closing in on us. Speed was now useless to us because it was obvious that no matter where we went, we would end up grappling with one or more of the mobs; and I don’t know about you, but grappling with anything synonymous with rape and too veiny is not a part of my religion.

I withdrew my spiritual perception and went into meditation immediately before looking at Yaomu Shou, who was looking back at me. “We’re surrounded. They’re a few miles out at least, too. That’s why us losing them didn’t put you at ease.”

She looked at me with even more shock, “H-How did you—”

“My spiritual perception caught the groups that were encircling us,” I told her. I don’t think there’s any need for her to be so shocked.

“How could your spiritual perception be so strong when you’re only in the Core Flame Evocation realm!?”

“Hm? Are you saying that this isn’t normal?” I asked her with my head cocked to the side.

“Of course, it isn’t norma—”

“Hold that thought,” as much as I love learning about things that I’ve apparently broken the limits of, the embarrassment of Pandas outside was making it real hard (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to concentrate on what she was saying.

Oh, by the way, did you know that a group of Pandas is called an embarrassment? Like seriously, they’re referred to as an embarrassment of Pandas.

It’s almost like my last world knew something about what was going on with those raging black-and-white balls of frenzied hormones.

“We need to get rid of our guests first, so get to it,” I told her after some time.

She paled in fright as I said this, “Don’t tell me they’re alrea—”

“Breathing down on our necks like the strange uncles they are? That’s because they are. Quite frankly, I’m surprised you didn’t expect them any sooner considering how fast we’ve been moving with the Donkey equivalent of the flash.” I was also surprised at how peacefully she was having a conversation with me, what with all that was happening.

“How close are we talking h—”

“Awoooo!”

“Pandas in the distance!”

We could hear Feng Yu’s shout from outside. With that being the case, the carriage stopped and Yaomu Shou and the others quickly disembarked.

They decided that they couldn’t keep going as the Pandas that were closing used their bodies to create what could only be described as a giant moving wall, and the Super Donkeys weren’t strong enough to get through, their only redeemable qualities were their speed.

As everyone got off, I leaned against the carriage opening and watched how everyone lined up.

As I watched them getting closer, I couldn’t help but ask. “Are there only men among them?”

“No!” Yaomu Shou yelled back, keeping her eyes on the horde as she tightened her grip on the rapier.

“Then… do the women, y’kno… rape too?” don’t question my thought process. You can’t tell me you’re not curious about the whole thing.

“Yes, yes they do,” Yaomu Shou responded.

“Which ones are the women?” I could see them now clearly with my own eyes.

Seconds before the horde arrived, she replied. “The extra veiny ones.”

“Here they come. Everyone, I’m sure you know about Pandas already. They’re evil and vile and they use their numbers to overwhelm people. Use your speed to overwhelm them and their weak spot is… well… you know.”

After Yaomu Shou’s quick speech, it dawned on me that Feng Yu apparently knew about the Pandas even though she and the others didn’t leave the village much. It seemed as if the reputation of these Pandas greatly preceded them.

As my thoughts wandered, the first Panda that arrived veered towards Tie Lang. Seeing his wolf ears and small fangs, its eyes reddened as it rushed towards him in a dead charge.

“Fuuurrraaaaaaahh!”

Did that Panda just roar the word furry?

The Panda came before Tie Lang and overshadowed him. It was a hulking beast of a monster easily standing at an impressive 8ft. This was even though it moved around like a gorilla, meaning this wasn’t its full height.

Tie Lang took action and didn’t waste time as he brandished his claws. He made sure his composure was kept and as soon as the Panda let loose the first blow with its giant claws, Tie Lang spun to the right in a flash, narrowly missing the attack.

After dodging the first blow, the veins on his body wriggled as he drove the somatic essence in his body.

I must comment that in the small area before me, there were veins for days.

He ran to the side of the Panda and released a flurry of slashes with his sharp claws!

Sha! Sha! Sha!

The slashes drew blood, but the wound wasn’t deep enough, these injuries were only superficial.

“Focus more power in your attack! Use speed as a way to navigate around them and whatever you do, don’t let them grab you!” Yaomu Shou only offered this advice before she focused on her own Panda.

Yaomu Shou’s rapier only flashed with a purple sword light before a head flew into the sky, followed by a spring of blood that flew from the body before it fell with a thud.

Yaomu Shou went through the battlefield like a reaper, cutting off the heads of any Pandas that would use their numbers to overwhelm the others.

Tie Lang’s Panda was already bloody, but the wounds weren’t fatal.

Because of Tie Lang’s constitution, his somatic essence is geared towards fuelling his speed, with this in mind he circled the Panda to get to its back.

The Panda roared at him in fury! It was angry that this damned furry it chose inflicted such harm upon it while it couldn’t land a blow… or touch… of its own.

A wave of attacks came Tie Lang’s way, but he dodged them all with his superior speed!

As soon as he came to the back, he jumped and landed on the Panda’s broad shoulders!

“Tie Lang, what are you do—?” Yaomu Shou rushed over from a fresh kill intending to save him should anything go wrong.

These things were known to be the most efficient rapers in the world, after all.

However, before she could close the distance, she only saw as Tie Lang hugged the Panda’s neck while his claws dug into the front.

As the veins on his forehead bulged, he dragged his claws through the flesh on its neck towards himself.

It was a gory scene as blood spilt everywhere. Because of his position, the blood didn’t get on him, but the smell was especially strong.

Tie Lang nimbly jumped off the Panda as its large body fell to the ground.

“Sweet mercy!” she yelled despite herself.