Chapter 103 - Shit! I’m Dead!
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“What. Do. You. Want?” the figure repeated the question, enunciating each word.

Zi Yu shivered in the presence of the young man before her. He was frightening for some obscure reason. However, she steeled herself before asking, “How would you like to be my fiancé?”

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I have dreams you know.

Normal dreams too. Dreams like doing the things that I love for the rest of my life, eating my favourite food, living long enough to make it to the end of one piece (kinda failed that one) and experiencing what it’d be like for a girl to confess to me.

Now here I stand, wholly prepared and not sure how to act.

Wait a minute… I’m now realising that everyone’s been silent. How long have they been si—

Shu, shu, shu…

Hello darkness my old friend…

And just like that, a tumbleweed rolled on through the window to mark this scene as a recounted moment of silence.

It then circled around me and then went down the stairs behind my ex-wife.

So that’s how it works, prolonged silence summons the tumbleweed.

Why!?

I bet you any amount of gold that no one is even gonna comment on it, even though we’re on the second floor and it came right on through the window.

Again… why!?

I’m leaving, hesitation here will get annoying really fast.

Apparently, my sudden departure left this Zi Yu person in a daze.

I’m guessing it’s because we were having a conversation, and I didn’t end it before fleeing.

Shortly after I and everyone else came out, an interesting scene came into view.

“Hey!”

So the two lackeys I slapped out the window ended up crashing into the shops on the opposite side of the street.

Their entire upper body up to their waist was embedded firmly in the walls of the shops. Their legs were stiffly sticking out the walls, as if advertising Viagra’s effect on another body part.

Maybe that’s what I need for my marriage.

The most interesting part, however, was the source of the muffled yell. It was Zhen Song, whose head was currently buried in the street. In addition, except for his head, which was hidden from view, his entire body was ramrod str

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