Chaotic Sword God
Apocalypse Gacha
Necromancer: I Am A Disaster
Martial Cultivator
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Nightmare Assault
I, The Dragon Overlord
Loser System and Berserker Me
Horror Game Designer
There's Absolutely No Problem With The Magic Cards I Made!
Swear Fealty To Me, My Subjects!
The Hero Turned Into A Potato And The World Fell To Ruin
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1177- Situation change
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1176- Eighth
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 19
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 622: Natural Disasters and Man-made Calamities
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 325: City One Can't Leave
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 247: The Past is Like the Wind
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1175- Don't discriminate
Aspiring to the Immortal Path
Chapter 946: Fatal Strike
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1174- Divide
Snow-Kissed Rose (GL)
Chapter 18
The Hero Turned Into A Potato And The World Fell To Ruin
Chapter 78: This Fight Will Never End
The Demon King is Too Unfathomable!
Chapter 33: a.0.3 Update! Skills System
Martial Cultivator
Chapter 621: Meeting an Old Friend
Chaotic Sword God
Chapter 3829: An Answer
Nightmare Assault
Chapter 246: What are you Waiting For?
Horror Game Designer
Chapter 324: Flying Seeds
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1173- Crystal Pillar rankings
Apocalypse Gacha
Chapter 1172- Sky Monument Path
Hey there, so I’d like to get this off my chest. I love isekai and cultivation and I’m going to either die or kill myself, whichever comes first.
So, the name’s Long Di and as you may expect, I love those things I said before. Thing is, I live on earth, China to be exact, and boy is my life crappy.
My parents are dead, I starve most days, I’m barely able to go to school, and I’ve got an uncle that beats me, you know, the usual stuff.
So you may ask yourself, where does cultivation fit into all this? Well, it doesn’t, not one bit. Well, not in real life anyway. Truth is, I’m fascinated by two things in life, cultivation, and isekai.
Of course, those only exist in stories, but they keep me sane during my uncle’s unholy fury. Still, that might be because I’m simply the kind of guy to just go with the flow most of the time and do what I can, y’kno, the shoulder-shrug guy.
So I’m currently standing on the railing of a bridge during a flood because, pfft, when else are you gonna stand on a bridge?
Anyway, my plan is to fall off the bridge, kill myself, and hope I get reincarnated or something. If it doesn’t work, then boy will this all be stupid.
Oh! I’m not here alone, there’s someone else besides me. He’s called Pebbles The Wondercat. I tried to get him to go, but the cat just won’t leave. Plus, the rain’s pouring right now, so I know he’s here for me.
Pebbles The Wondercat has had it hard too. He’d been living with his abusive alcoholic uncle as well, just like me. Since then, he ran away from home, and became a stray (to be fair, he’s always a stray but… meh), and trust me, there’s a whole backstory there, but we’ll get to that in the future.
Anyway, I met him in the alleyway one day when I wasn’t being beaten by my alcoholic uncle, and we hit it off. We’ve been inseparable ever since.
Okay, back to me killing myself.
See the prep work was pretty simple, get a bridge and get a flood. Unfortunately, I had to find one of those, and wait for the other. Still, based on where we are currently, luck is on my side.
All I ne
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